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Love their creativity but hate the monotony of the hours of repetition of that kick drum that they can’t quite get right? Then fear not as a new product by AllEarProtection.com has been released for the spouses/partners of producers that have to live with their beloved other half sitting and listening to the same beat for hours and hours before its “what they’re looking for”. The new ear protector fits snuggly in their ear and blocks out the methodical sound of continuous beat building, whilst still allowing them to enjoy Eastenders or whatever non-musical nonsense they care to enjoy. Coming with a 2 years warranty these may have been exactly the gift we’ve been looking for to prevent our less talented other halves from killing us in our sleep to avoid having their ears assaulted by ringing cymbals, squalling monitors and a multitude of other audile delights that go into the making of our latest experimental techno EP as the AllEarProtections.com CEO Michael Van LaudHammir explains: “The Ear Plug Industry is comprised of manufacturers that produce ear plugs derived from mainly 2 chemically based sources; Foam, Foam, Foam, More Foam and Silicone. Since 1996, we have been manufacturing and continually improving, what is now universally regarded as the highest blocking ear plug in the world. Where ours differ from our cheaper counterparts is in our sensor technology in which an in-built processor recognises and blocks out unnatural repetitive sounds before they can bother the user using SmartEar technology. Simply put in our earplug and wave goodbye to nuisance sounds!”

  •     Blocks Out annoying frequencies whilst allowing you to hear everyday sounds clearly.
  •     Stays in securely while moving
  •     Perfect for getting sleep and waking up fresh.
  •     Fits all ears, simply pinch off to make smaller or combine to enlarge.
  •     Reusable!!
  •     100% Customer Satisfaction Guarantee + “Free Shipping!!

Sounds good to us guys! Keep it locked at DT for our official review next month.

Grahame Farmer

Grahame Farmer’s love affair with electronic music goes back to the mid-90s when he first began to venture into the UK’s beloved rave culture, finding himself interlaced with some of the country’s most seminal club spaces. A trip to dance music’s anointed holy ground of Ibiza in 1997 then cemented his sense of purpose and laid the foundations for what was to come over the next few decades of his marriage to the music industry.

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